Mom: Hazel, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Hazel: A Mommy.
Mom: That sounds great. That’s a pretty high calling. What kind of Mommy are you going to be?
Hazel: I want to be a good mommy so that I can eat vitamins, drink beer, and do dishes.
Mom (laughing): Is that what Mommies do?
Hazel: Yep, only good Mommies eat vitamins, drink beer, and do dishes.
Well, later today while finishing up the dishes for the day I may just have to wash my vitamins down with a cold one and revel in the fact that Hazel thinks I’m a good mom.